The iPod meme

A.k.a running well, so I don't have many stories from the table. I'm not sure whether I'll do the full twenty first verses, as that seems a bit excessive and I do intend to cheat slightly by using shuffle play on "M's favourites" rather than the full library, but, with those provisos, here goes:

1. If you gave me a coin for every time we say goodbye
   Well I'd be rich beyond my dreams, I'm sorry for my weary life
   I know I'm not perfect but I can smile
   And I hope that you can see this heart behind my tired eyes


2. Well we know where we're going
   But we don't know where we've been
   And we know what we're knowing
   But we can't say what we've seen
   And we're not little children
   And we know what we want
   And the future is certain
   Give us time to work it out


3. Welcome to real life
   Welcome to real life
   I've come to realise it's no game
   No one is the same
   There's so much more to life
   Than meets the eye


4. You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
   You may find yourself in another part of the world
   You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
   You may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
   You may ask yourself; Well...How did I get here?


5. Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away
   If you can use some exotic booze
   There's a bar in far Bombay
   Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away


6. Stop this world, let me off
   There's just too many pigs in the same trough
   There's too many buzzards sitting on the fence
   Stop this world, it's not making sense


7. People try to put us down
   Just because we get around
   Things they do look awful cold
   I hope I die before I get old


8. We were at a party
   His ear lobe fell in the deep
   Someone reached in and grabbed it
   It was a rock lobster


9. Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine
   meltin' in a pot of thieves
   wild card up my sleeve
   thick heart of stone
   my sins my own
   they belong to me, me


10. I was tuning in the shine on the light night dial
    Doing anything my radio advised
    With every one of those late night stations
    Playing songs bringing tears to my eyes
    I was seriously thinking about hiding the receiver
    When the switch broke 'cause it's old
    They're saying things that I can hardly believe
    They really think we're getting out of control

And that's probably more than enough.