How low can you go?

Found myself deep in a foulie yesterday. The usual cures are:

• exercise, but a howling southerly was blowing;
• a decent meal, but I had leftovers that needed to be finished up; or
  
• a good book, but I've read The Fourth Bear four times in the last two months, and I certainly wasn't in the mood to go to the library.
  

So I played some poker instead. This is not a recognised cure for a foulie.

I realised relatively quickly, and with remarkable good sense under the circumstances, that the cash tables were not a good place to be, since one symptom of the mood was a fatalistic need to call any and all bets with any sort of a piece of the flop. So, I found the lowest buy in multi-table SNG's available, popped a couple up on the screen and went at it, starting new ones as necessary.

In the money? A predictable 0%.

Exit hands?

• KJ v min-raised AA on KQT flop (37/45)
  
• AT 9BB push, called by 99 (6/18)
  
• AT 8BB push, called by 88 (16/45)
  
• AJ 9BB push, called by QJ (7/18)
  

At which point the dubious pleasures of that exercise palled, and I retreated to the last resort at such times, bad television.