You'd think ...

You'd think that The Time Warp would be a perfectly satisfactory song to have come up on your iPod while you were out running.

But you'd be wrong.

Why? I thought you'd never ask.

If you're of a certain age and cultural background, then the choice is between lurching spasmodically along as your brain fights nigh on thirty years of conditioning to resist:

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane

or alternatively, to give in, stop your run, and just do it with the strong possibility of extreme embarrassment should you be observed.