The sweet 16 has nothing on this ...

Police hunt Woolmer's murderer

The risks of coaching a cricket team knocked out in the first round of the World Cup by Ireland (as Garth said “To put this in perspective, this is like a Div II College basketball team beating, say, Kentucky.”)

But this story really has everything, including a link to match fixing allegations.

And at the risk of plumbing even greater depths of tastelessness, what's the over/under before we see this as a storyline on CSI? Not about cricket obviously ... college basketball/football coach found dead in casino hotel ...